Yarn.
To get to the other side!
A what?
Giraffe.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
Hella.
One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
All three of them.
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
We're on our sixth.
Both of them.
It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
Yes.
5,6,7,8!
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
None- that's hardware.
Well, not all of them.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
7
I don't know, I left early.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
One.
Not all men.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Lightbulb.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Nun.
Karma?
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
None. We don't address hardware issues.
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
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Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Depends on how clumsy you are.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Pi
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Depends on the supply and demand curve
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
Who wants to know?
None. They glow in the dark.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
More guns.
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Just two.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
Well many how???
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
To get to the otherside!
One
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
19. Got a problem with that?
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
They were unaware the lightbulb was an issue & regret unknowingly paying to change it
None, we just swap out your whole house
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
Just one. She holds it while the world revolves around her.
To get to the other side.
I wuv you watts and watts.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
The bear minimum
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
One. But he wishes it took two.
None. They have a machine that does that now.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin.
They are used to being chaste.
Nothing if her husband knows what's good for him!
She writes a Chopin Liszt.
An animal that tells you everything that it remembers!
Three. One to post it, and two to repost it.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
Because cot(0) doesn't exist... This joke... it burns my eyes...
WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.
Bawdy wash.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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A self-cleaning coven.
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