Toucan
100. 100 who complain about the lightbulb oppressing them, and 1 man to actually do it.
Relatively few
Two. One to screw in the lightbulb and another to sing about all the good times they had with the lightbulb.
Zero. They don't exist.
Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.
Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.
The lightbulb works fine...
One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.
Four. One to change the bulb, three to stand around so he has someone to hi-five after.
Ten. One to change it and nine to downvote for no reason.
You don't know man, you weren't there!
Doesn't matter, just use the jet fuel instead.
Who cares, because How Can Light Be Real If Our Eyes Arent Real?
That's not funny.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
Somebody had an idea.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
Nun
They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.
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Yarn.
To get to the other side!
A what?
Giraffe.
They don't see the point and just sit in the dark.
One.
She gives birth to a son.
Five. One to change the lightbulb and four road guards.
Hella.
One, but it takes 32 lightbulbs.
None. Each lightbulb contains the means of its own revolution.
All three of them.
Have you tried turning the light off and back on?
Two. Obviously.
We're on our sixth.
Both of them.
It only taek won do change a lightbulb.
Both of them
Yes.
5,6,7,8!
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
None- that's hardware.
Well, not all of them.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
7
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
I don't know, I left early.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
Not all men.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Only 1, she'll hold the bulb in place and wait while the world revolves around her.
Lightbulb.
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Nun.
Karma?
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
None. We don't address hardware issues.
None. They wait for the electrician to make a mistake and yell at them for doing it wrong.
Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!
It only takes two, but the trick is getting them in the lightbulb.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
Just one guy with a really weird fetish.
F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
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Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Depends on how clumsy you are.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Pi
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Depends on the supply and demand curve
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
Who wants to know?
None. They glow in the dark.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
More guns.
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Six. Why? It just does! OKAY!
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Just two.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
The guy gets fierious.
They say he made a mint.
Middle school.
Answer is 2. One to change the lightbulb while the other screams "REPOST"
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The temperature of their caffeine
Einstein is famous for special relativity, Kim is famous for simple reality tv.
She delivers.
Its easy to break the little light inside them.
Burning Sanders!
Wife- You hot, Me hot. Baby burnt!
8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.
B divas does it take to fix a broken lightbulb? Just one, but they fix the crack by torchlight
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
