Yes.
That's not funny.
5,6,7,8!
That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.
None- that's hardware.
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
7
I don't know, I left early.
One to unscrew it, and one to hold the ladder.
One.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Lightbulb.
Only one, but it takes nine years.
Nun.
2. One to screw it in and another to say, "I could do that".
None. We don't address hardware issues.
They don't... they just talk about how good the old one was.
She says, "Daddy, I want a new apartment."
F(x), where f(x) = the optimal number of x for establishing a humorous stereotype.
To get to the other side!
Just one, but the light bulb really has to want to change.
Four, one to change it and three to comment on the changing.
Two. One to do it, a second to keep yelling, "You're lookin' BIG, man!"
Depends on how clumsy you are.
Just one, but he'd have to watch Radiohead do it first.
Seven. One to change it, two to take pictures, and four to make t-shirts for the event.
Pi
No one knows, they wait for it to burn out and follow it around for twenty years.
None, cuz in the end it doesn't even matter!!!
Depends on the supply and demand curve
Two, but you have to get them in the lightbulb first.
Who wants to know?
None. They glow in the dark.
All, to save this world from the darkness.
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
One...but it takes him 27 tries
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!
Only one, but it'll take at least 6 episodes!
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
More guns.
Should it really be a lightbulb?
Fish. I got this from bash.org a long time ago, but I can't find the original post, so have this
Just two.
None... they live an ascetic lifestyle and prefer to not use electricity.
Wuh-wuh-wuh-one.
No one knows. They ride single file to hide their numbers.
To get to the otherside!
One
Just one, but they have to do it during dinner.
Two. One to screw it in and one to film it. One, but it takes him fifty tries.
19. Got a problem with that?
He was changing the lightbulb before it was cool. rimshot
None, we just swap out your whole house
One, but it will take 13 attempts.
To get to the other side.
I wuv you watts and watts.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
There is nothing wrong with the lightbulb.
The bear minimum
20 Episodes and Krillin dies.
Find out next time, on Dragonball Z!!!
We'll be back with that answer right after this pledge break.
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.
Just one. He holds the bulb and the room spins.
Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it's done.
One. But he wishes it took two.
None. They have a machine that does that now.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
I don't know. They just keep going on and on about how the last one broke.
Trick question. Protestors don't change anything.
THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone thinks that his last lightbulb was much better.
Er two. Or maybe one. No --- on second thoughts make that two. Is that okay with you
Twenty. 1 to drop it, 19 to go "Pick it up, pick it up, pick it up".
Oh, please. Like they've ever changed anything that needed it.
From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
By holding the bulb up to the socket and waiting for the world to revolve around them.
Hella
None, that's what interns are for.
Two!.......pac. (*It's a lot better spoken than written.*)
At least two, but they have to be pretty small to fit.
They don't. They just talk about when it did work.
1. And they get 3 credits for it.
Change Whatever do you mean, *change*
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Lightbulb What lightbulb
None: Leos are so enthusiastic they carry their own light.
50: 3 to die trying, 1 to actually pull it off, and 46 other to say, "man, I could do that!"
Look ask me when I get back from India okay
4 no 5 no 6 no its really 4 - not sure, better flip a coin to get the right number
Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.
Two, one to change the lightbulb and another to show one they changed earlier.
None, just upgrade to windows
Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the "Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."
I'll stop the world and meld with you!
Jungle Bells Jungle bells..!
So that the bride wouldn't get cold feet.
Soup
She was having contractions.
A pregnant woman is in Labour
He had all the money in the world, but no thyme.
Un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq!
One egg is un oeuf.
He moved down-under!!
Hella.
