1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
A what?
Trick question, anarchists can't change anything.
Only two, but you've got to wonder how they climbed up there!
I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.
None, we just swap out your whole house
None. Once the bulb goes out, they replace the house.
One to over hype the new lightbulb and one to make sure it breaks within a year.
A hundred but they'll all be competing to be the one to change the bulb and bring light to the world.
None: Arians aren't afraid of the dark.
Should it really be a lightbulb
I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub
Both of them.
None. It will change when the fire nation attacks
Two. Ant-Man and Wasp are the only ones small enough to fit inside a lightbulb.
I don't know... I broke the lightbulb after I threw the first one.
5,6,7,8!
One. Five. One.
None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.
The bear minimum
Two, but I don't know how they got in there.
It's going to be a dark 4 years isn't it
One to hold the lightbulb, and the rest of the world to revolve around them
None--He'll only promise "change."
Just one, but doing it will make them think they're going to be an electrician in the future.
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Need to know ASAP.
It takes four. One to screw in the bulb, and three others to watch and say, "Really dude, you look huge!"
None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution
No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.
One Brazillion.
Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
None cuz it's already lit af
One. But he gets three hours credit.
None, change comes from within.
None. The change, if needed, will come from within.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
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13\. Number 9 will shock you!
Hella. How long does it take them Days.
Hella.
Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb
One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."
Just one. But it takes a therapist three years to help them through the grief process.
I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.
I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)
CHANGE!
None that's a hardware problem
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
Let's go ride bikes!
She didn't know where to buy Left Guard!
Fight for your right to padre
About four.
Because there's no karma involved.
They needed a developer.
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He'll restart the nuclear power plant
Lamp post
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
They are used to being chaste.
Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.
6 inches makes you day but 12 inches can make your hole weak.
Drones can't tell either
Because they are very touching
Papa would say, "I'M MINDING MY OWN DAMN BUSINESS." Best advice ever.