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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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How do you get a Criminal to stop running?

Play the national anthem

What's the difference between Polio and 9/11?

The government actually wanted to stop Polio.

Paralyse Jokes More Paralyse Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

Prague Jokes More Prague Jokes

Did you hear that David lost his ID in Prague?

Now we just have to call him Dav.

What do people in Prague call abortions?

Canceled Czechs

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What's the difference between England and an egg cup?

An egg can stay in the cup longer

What's the difference between a teabag and the English rugby team?

A teabag stays in the cup longer...

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*

What happens when your friend from Prague topples over?

You right a Czech.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a man without a beard?

A woman.

What kind of Aircraft is into Men and Women?

A Biplane.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What do you call a nice looking WWII German solider?

A Neo Hotzi

Mississippi Jokes More Mississippi Jokes

How long does it take to get from Louisiana to Alabama?

One Mississippi.

How did the hippie remember the number of wives he had?

He counted 1 Mississippi, 2 Mississippi, 3 Mississippi, 4 Mississippi...