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What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What man knows the way to a girl's heart more than any other?

A surgeon.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do u give a woman who has everything?

Penacilin

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What is the difference between Liverpool football and a tea bag?

The tea bag stays in the cup longer.

Whats the difference between the English cricket team and a teabag?

A teabag stays in the cup longer

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What's an eastern European cannibal's favorite snack?

Czechs Mix

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Billionaire Jokes More Billionaire Jokes

How can a woman make you a millionaire?

When you marry her as a billionaire.

How many billionaires does it take to make a superhero?

Three, two to die and one to never get over it.

Paralyse Jokes More Paralyse Jokes

What movie was made when Hannibal Lecter got Paralysed?

Silence of the Limbs

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

How does Ohm conduct an orchestra?

Standing on his head!

What kind of injury results from having an omega-3 bottle thrown at your head?

A super-fish-oil wound

Stop Jokes More Stop Jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes?

Hold up your arm and say "Go back you didn't say 'May I'"

How do I stop a Christmas Gnome being airsick on the sledge?

Gnome: Put a five pound note between his teeth and stick his head over the side of the sledge.