Marry Woman Jokes

What do call a cup when drank from by a married woman?

A Mississippi cup.

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Marry Jokes More Marry Jokes

What does a gamer say when he get married?

GG.

What is a dad joke?

Punchlines that got married and settled down.

Drink Jokes More Drink Jokes

Why do Polish people keep empty bottles in their refrigerator?

For people that don't want anything to drink

What would happen if you crossed Magilla Gorilla with a Saint Bernard?

It would drink the brandy it would carry and act like a big Gorilla!

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What happened to the man with a legal fetish when he went to court for his parking ticket?

He got off on a technicality

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

Czech Jokes More Czech Jokes

What do you call a country that doesn't use credit cards?

A Czech Republic

Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

Cup Jokes More Cup Jokes

What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

Why are all those people running?

Why are all those people running B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running

Head Jokes More Head Jokes

What's black and white and red, and has trouble going through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her head

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

Sole Mate Jokes More Sole Mate Jokes

Why did the woman marry the shoe maker?

Because she was his sole mate.

Why did the left shoe marry the right?

Because they were "sole"-mates

Czech Mate Jokes More Czech Mate Jokes

Why was the chessmaster interested in foreign women?

He wanted a Czech mate.

Who is the chess player's dream companion?

A *Czech Mate*