Crimea Jokes

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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How Many Russians Does It Take To Invade Crimea?

None according to the Russians.

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Why should you not visit the Ukraine with your fly unzipped?

Because if you don't, Chernobyl fall out!

Why shouldn't you buy underwear made in the Ukraine?

Because Chernobyl fallout.

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What food can tell you if a girl is pregnant?

Chickpea

How do you tell if water is true or false?

Bring it to a bool.

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

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Why couldn't the American leave Russia?

He was snowden

How do American chickens cross the road?

In a bucket.

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What's her favorite song?

I'm Going Through the Big D and Don't Mean Dallas

What does it mean when a chameleon cant change color?

Reptile - disfunction

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How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Where is Jennifer's husband?

Jennifer is 21 years older than her son Douglas. 6 years from now, Jennifer will be 5 times as old as Douglas. Question: Where is Jennifer's husband? Solution: J=D+21 J+6=5(D+6) According to my math, Douglas has 3/4 years, which means -9 months. Pregnancy lasts for nine months, so Jennifer's husband is in the bed with her right now. Sauce:

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What's Putin's new favorite song?

Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

How many minimalists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1