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Why did Italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

Why did the atoms cross the road?

It was time to split.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a dyslexic agnostic who has insomnia?

A person who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is a dog.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What's the most popular occupation in Italy?

Pastatution.

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

How do you change the number of sides on a Pentagon?

Intersect it with a plane.

What is it called when a large piece of foliage is the same on both sides?

Symmetree.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

What did the light bulb say to the switch?

You turn me on.

What do you call the Israeli PM when he switches search engines?

Benjamin Netangoogle