Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why do all travelers use the road to get to Jordans most popular destination?

Because they're all Petra-flied of using the air!

What do you call a bear in the middle of the road?

A bear-icade

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

Why did the bible cross the street?

To get to the other genocide.

Italy Jokes More Italy Jokes

Why are a lot of Italians named Tony?

Because as they got on the boat to leave Italy, they were stamped on the head, "TO NY".

What's the difference between Italy and a tea bag?

Ones in a cup

Side Jokes More Side Jokes

What did the poop said to the other poop?

Poop: Please don't push. It's already tight in here! Poop to Pee: May I go first? Meanwhile, Fart pushing everyone to the sides.. Fart: Excuse me! Excuse me! I need to go!

What side of the American flag are the stars on?

Both sides. Came from my FIL on this Memorial Day.

Switch Jokes More Switch Jokes

Why is it difficult to identify horses from the back?

They're always switching their tails!

What happened to all the Pokémon GO jokes?

I guess people have made the "switch" to another fad.