Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

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It was attached to my bumper...

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Too many cheetahs.

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Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.