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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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What do you tell a cow blocking a road?

Mooove

Why did the whale cross the road?

To get to the other tide.

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What do you get when you cross a rabbit with a millionaire?

A bunny with money.

Why did the existential nihilist cross the road?

Who cares.

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.