Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did the pop punk chicken cross the road?

To get out of this town.

Why did the Red Hot Chili Peppers cross the road?

Because they wanted to be taken to the other side.

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How did the road break its ankles?

The chicken crossed it.

Why did the lollipop cross the road?

Cause it was stuck to the chicken. I heard that on the radio today. I LOLed.

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What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.