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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why was the road in so much pain?

Because it has a carpool tunnel.

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What do you get when you cross a regular potato and a sweet potato?

A tater tot.

What do you get if you cross human and goat DNA?

Kicked out of the petting zoo

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Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!

What do Dave Mirra and The Offspring have in common?

No Self Esteem!

Gun Store Jokes More Gun Store Jokes

Why was the high schooler in the gun store?

There was a back to school sale.

Why did Dave Mirra cross the road?

To go to the Gun Store!!