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What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

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Who's the best person to invite over for Christmas?

Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.

How does a yoga instructor turn down an invite?

Namaste home tonight.

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What is a feminists least favourite subject at school?

Triggernometry.

What part of New York has the most feminists?

Manhatin'

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What do you call it when dolls have a cookout?

Barbie-Q

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

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Who would won in a wrestling match?

Lemmy or God? Trick question, lemmy is god... R.I.P. Edit* win not won damnit...

What's your strongest weakness?

Candidate: ... *Realises stupid question & thinks of cover up M: It's a trick question. You're hired!

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How do you solve world hunger and poverty simultaneously?

By feeding the poor to the hungry.

What's the difference between a cheeesburger and Reddit gold?

A cheeseburger can't feed your ego.