Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.
Because it would be a party fowl.
Charlie Sheen. Because you know it's GUARANTEED to be a white Christmas when he's around.
Triggernometry.
Because she ate all the cookies and didn't know how to make a sandwich.
Barbie-Q
A barbequeue.
Trick question! You need brain cells to get into college.
Trick Question. They only think they can reach that high.
To feed her nightmare.
The steaks were too high.
