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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

When is your door annoying?

When it'sa Jar-Jar.

When is a door not a door?

When it's ajar.

Pizza Jokes More Pizza Jokes

What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

What do dinosaurs put on their pizza?

Tomato-saurus

Slip Jokes More Slip Jokes

What happened when the computer fell on the floor?

It slipped a disk.

What's worse than a whale with a sore tooth?

When you go to kiss your grandma goodbye and she slips you the tongue.

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

What do you call food between two slices of bread?

A sandwich

Ebola Patient Jokes More Ebola Patient Jokes

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.

What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.