What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

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What's the difference between a dog barking at the front door and a woman screaming at the back door?

If you let the dog in, it will shut up.

How do you put an elephant in the refrigerator?

Open the door. Put in the elephant. Close the door.

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Where do epileptics get pizza?

Little Seizures.

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do people do in Greece?

Slip and slide around.

What's your best limerick?

There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to be couth He added vermouth Then slipped his girlfriend a martini

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Why wasn't there any food after the monster party?

Because everyone was a goblin.

Who's there? Orange. Orange who?

Orange you glad I painfully waited until I was done cooking your food to take a poop?

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What food is given to ebola patients?

Pizza because it can be slipped under the door.

Why Did the Ebola Patient Cross the Road?

Trick question. There are no roads in Africa.