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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Try Jokes More Try Jokes

What's the first thing you should do when confronted by an evil spirit?

Try to neghostiate.

How many times should you try starting your snowblower before you realize it's not going to start?

According to my neighbor it's 458 times.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

What game do they play at Mexican carnivals?

Guaca-mole!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What did one hash brownie say to the other?

We're so baked. What did the stoner say to his friend? I'm so high,I can hear the brownies talking to each other.

Why don't you people see how racist Pokemon Go is?

All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

Steal Jokes More Steal Jokes

What did the baker say to the baby lamb who stole his dough?

Oh baby ewe...you got what I knead!

Why do SJWs hate Pong?

It's a wildly successful game that only has straight, white main characters (I stole this joke from somewhere but am not allowed to say where)

Food Jokes More Food Jokes

What kind of food do zombies hate?

Fast food

Why did the pig join the Army?

He heard the food was a mess.