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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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What's the difference between Joe Paterno and Harambe?

Harambe tried to save the kids.

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Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

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They only had two cars.

What do you call a Mexican who's car got stolen?

Carlos.

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All of my friends are now talking about how they have to catch Amal.

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He had friends on the other side.

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The Khajiit.

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They would steal all the boos.

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What does a panda say when it's out of food?

Chute

What's a cannibal's favourite type of food?

Finger food!