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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Why do I have to answer security questions to pay my bills?

Ohmygod please tell me there are hackers out there trying to pay my bills....

Why did the French police arrested the Muslim teenager?

Because he was trying to detonate a Samsung Note 7.

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What's the difference between "choice" and "choose?

Choice" is your ability to make decisions, "choose" are what Mexicans put on their feet.

Why do Mexicans make burritos?

So they can unwrap something for Christmas!

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What did the seamen say to his friend?

It was a long road, but I ended up coming out a head.

Why do trees have so many friends?

They branch out

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What's the difference between Politicians and Thieves?

Thief: They steal your money then run Politician: They run and then steal your money

What happened when the dog went to the flea circus?

It stole the show!

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How does Haskell like his food?

Curried.

Why do people starve?

When food tastes so good.