What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

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Why can't American engineers design linear actuators?

Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.

Why can't John complete a workout?

He tried, but it didn't work out.

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What is a Mexican's favorite bookstore?

Borders

What's a Mexican's favorite breakfast cereal?

Tacos.

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What does the lion say to his friends before they go out hunting for food?

Let us prey.

When is a dog not a dog?

When it is pure bread. Told to me by a friend.

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What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

What did the bartender say to the girl that tried to steal a drink?

It was worth a shot.

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Why does no one buy food for a platypus?

They always have a big bill!

Why don't emus ever finish all the food on their plates?

They don't want to be ostrich-sized!