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What sound does a shotgun make?

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What does it sounds like when a Japanese Homer Simpson forgets how to count to 11?

Nin, ten, "....I'll leave now.

What is loud and sounds like "apple"?

Scream) APPLE!!!

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What'd you do this weekend?

I was shooting craps. "Oh you went to a casino " *flashback to blasting dog turds with shotgun* Um, yeah.

Why can't melons have shotgun weddings?

They cantaloupe