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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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What is taller when it sits down than when it stands up?

A dog.

What do you call a group of rabbits, standing single file, hopping backwards?

A receding hare line!

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

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Whats the different between falling from the 10th floor and falling from the 1st floor?

The sound you make 10th floor " AHHHHHHHHH " 1st floor " AHHHHHHHHHH "

What is the sound of one hand typing?

Fap-fap-fap.

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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.