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What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel!

Why does the Asian News Anchor not stand up from behind his desk during presidential races?

Because he's covering an erection!

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What do you call a guy with 15 rabbits up his arse?

Warren.

What colour are my eyes?

Guy: 34C.

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What sound does a shotgun make?

Cobain Cobain

What's the hardest thing about being an audiophile?

Convincing the sound to get into your van.

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What's India's most popular dating service?

Connect the Dots.

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas