What should it sound like when it's connecting?

Guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls

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Why couldn't the motorcycle stand on it's own?

Because it was too tired.

How can you tell when an idiot's depressed?

Go stand in front of a mirror

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Why did the IT guy want to be an astronaut?

So he can find router space.

What did the right testlcle say to the left?

Look at this guy in the middle trying to act all hard

Sound Jokes More Sound Jokes

What sound does a pigeon make when kicked in the nuts?

A high coo(/spoiler)

What do schizophrenic people think when they say an insensitive joke?

That sounded a lot better in my head

Connect Jokes More Connect Jokes

What's the difference between a USB and the USA?

One connects to all your devices and accesses your data, the other is a harware standard.

Which football team to you need to connect up your computer?

Leeds.