Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

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What did the bartender say to the horse?

Bartender: Why the long face Horse: My alcoholism is destroying my family.

What's as big as a horse but weighs nothing?

A horses shadow!

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What's long and hard every time you wake up?

Getting out of bed. You never feel like it making hard to get up and you usually take a long time to.

What is the only thing that will be "Feeling the Bern"?

Working people's wallets.

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What you you call a girl you meet on Reddit?

You don't.

Why don't SJWs like Reddit?

It's a real cispool.

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".