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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

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What has four legs and see just as well from either end?

A horse with his eyes closed!

Why was the cowboy a lot of laughs?

He was always horsing around.

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What do you call feeling bad about watching lame reality TV shows?

Survivor guilt.

How did Luke Skywalker know what Darth Vader got him for Christmas?

He felt his presents.

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What is the best way to receive downvotes on reddit?

Wohahaha! That was funny!

What's the difference between people on Reddit and dead people?

Dead people had lives.

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Why did the horse feel famous on Reddit?

He was gelded.

Why don't gelding horses like to race?

Because every time they go to the starting gate they're reminded "They're Off!".