Moo York Times Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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Why did the newspaper cross the street?

To get to the other side of the story.

What's black white and read all over?

A newspaper.

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What kind of music do planets listen to?

Nep-tunes.

What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

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Why could the drunk man only move left?

The officer hadn't read him his rights.

How many Carpathians does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, Vigo and see. (best read in Yanosh's voice)

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What sound do you hear when you drop a bomb on a cow?

Cowboom!

What does a cow call his mate?

Oxfam.