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Moo York Times Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What do you call a cow that can't make milk?

An udder failure!

What do you get if you cross a cow with an octopus?

A cow that can milk itself!

Newspaper Jokes More Newspaper Jokes

What's the difference between a TV and a newspaper?

Ever tried swatting a fly with a TV?

What's the difference between Lindsay Lohan and the newspaper?

Lindsay Lohan never reads the newspaper in jail, but the newspaper always reads "Lindsay Lohan in jail"

Read Jokes More Read Jokes

What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of bait do you need to catch a master fish?

Super Bait

What kind of tree smells like bacon?

Original) A Porcupine!