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Moo York Times Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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One has headlines, and the other gives head for lines.

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The Daily Moos.

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When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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The characters in this book are entirely fictional.

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What kind of dog lives in a particle accelerator?

A Fermilabrador Retriever.

Why kind of motorcycles do cows ride?

Mooooootorcycles!

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What happened when the cow tried to milk itself?

It was an udder catastrophe.

Why are round bales of hay illegal?

Because cows can't get a square meal.