Moo York Times Jokes

What kind of newspaper do cows read?

The Moo York Times

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Which newspaper is most popular around cows?

The Moo York Times

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What did Plaxico Burress say when he read Colin Kaepernick's Tweets?

Man, this guy just keeps shooting himself in the foot".

What do I do after I die?

Idk EDIT: Read the letters out loud

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What do you get when you enter a cow into the Kentucky Derby?

Milk and Bookies.

What's the difference between a cow and 911?

You stop milking a cow after 14 years..

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Why was Joe disappointed when he read the newspaper in Washington?

There were no jokes in the Post.

How did the newspaper go about reviewing the opera production?

They followed Standard Opera-rating Procedure

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What kind of ideas do blind people get?

Brailleant ones. Sauce: Am blind.

What kind of doctor never leaves the hospital?

An Oncologist