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How many atheist does it take to change a light bulb?

None. It will happen itself.

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What happens when a dragon vapes?

Chemtrails.

What happened to the tyrannical fruit?

He was impeached!

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How many catholics does it take to change a lightbulb?

CHANGE!

How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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How many ants does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.

How many journalists does it take to change a light bulb?

We just report the facts we don't change them.