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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many aspiring actresses does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know - normally they screw in the casting director's hot tub

How many clergymen does it take to screw a lightbulb?

Amen.

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How many trolls does it take to change a light bulb?

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.