How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

How many lazy people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Count for yourself...

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What's the difference between a midget and black people?

A midget is a small problem. Black people are a huge problem.

How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.