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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.

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How many SEC football players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1. And they get 3 credits for it.

How many French horn players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

100, 1 to screw it in and 99 to say how they could do it better.

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How many LA cops does it take to change light bulb?

Six. One to do it and five to smash the old bulb to splinters.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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How many teenage mutant ninja turtules does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Five. It's a huge problem.