How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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He needed to see if how fast his grade dropped broke any laws of physics.

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a lightbulb?

How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

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How many British navy Officers does it take to change a light bulb?

Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.

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Let's go fishing

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What would Captain America be called if he fought in Vietnam?

You weren't there man

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

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How many Vietnam veterans does it take to change a light bulb?

You weren't there, man!

How many Vietnam veterans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

YOU WOULDN'T KNOW SON YOU WEREN'T THERE!!