Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.
Because they're poor conductors! (I know they're called Engineers but cut me some slack, I thought of this in the 9th grade.)
For the love of everything sacred on reddit please do not make me actually key the answer....okay, let's say it together, "Salad Shooter".
She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Don't worry, they'll tell you.
Me: *names two of them*
Friend: "Motivational."
Premature ejactulation.
Your ears stay warmer.
Person 2: A log cabin! Person 1: No, a houseboat. You forgot to add the C!!
Wow you looked shocked.
It logs on.
So you always have access to cold hard cash...
Because its two tired! *badum tiss*
A Dog-opus! What about a cat/ octopus hybrid an Octo-puss... buddum tiss*
Spring break. BA DUM TISS
Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss
"Would you like fries with that "
