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Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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Why was little Billy so sad when his friends played on the swingset?

He had no arms. Sorry that joke was stupid, let me try again. Knock Knock "Whose there?" Not Billy

What did the urologist say to his physician before he hired him?

URINE.

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Where do Chinese people find work?

On ChinkedIn of course. (I know the pun is racist but I had to share. Sorry.)

How does a fish always know how much they weigh?

Because they have their own scales!

Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What do you call a mythical milkshake?

Legendairy (credits to my friend Edward Feng for this really dumb pun)

What did the sea-world trainer's friend say to him after he spilled water on his friends lap?

You did that on porpoise

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What is 18 inches long, pink, squishy, and makes women cry?

SIDS

What do you do when you hear a woman got hit by a car?

Wonder how the hell a car got into the kitchen

C Jokes More C Jokes

How did Canada get its name?

They picked random letters out of a hat. C.... eh? N... eh? D....eh?

What's a pirate's favorite letter of the alphabet?

Everyone thinks it's 'R', but his first love be the 'C'.

Access Jokes More Access Jokes

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.

Who is your most disgruntled employee?

And "2: Does he have access to a mask shop "

Tis Jokes More Tis Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite letter?

Is it "R"?) NAAAAAY!!! 'Tis the C

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.

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What's the worst time of the year for the Slinkies factory?

Spring break. BA DUM TISS

Why did the hippie drowned in the ocean?

Because he was too far out. Ba dum bum tissss

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How many C++ programmers does it take to change a light bulb?

You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!

Why should every woman know a C++ programmer?

Because they'll always let friends access their private members. Ba dum tiss.