Premature ejactulation.
It's easy, he's all left foot - just constantly show him down the right side and don't let him cut in.
Not all of them.
A woman with a towel fetish
Because for years men have telling them that ---------------- is 8 inches long.
Don't worry, they'll repost a joke about it.
Greengos*
Only place they can get love
Cause love is what I got