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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man who rides his camel backwards?

Lawrence of Dublin.

What is the longest sentence that a man can make?

I do.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why do they call it "Lipstick?

When a woman can easily move her lips after she applies it

Why couldn't the woman date a German man?

Because she was Klaustrophobic!

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Why'd the factory worker hate their job?

Because it was soda pressing.

Why does Jesus Jaywalk?

Because he hates crosswalks

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Who says you can't make someone love you?

I've got a bottle of Scotch, some duct tape and a fresh batch of cupcakes, that beg to differ.

What's the bird of love?

The Swallow.