What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pool?

Bob.

What did the man say who couldn't add the same number to itself?

I can't even...

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How does a woman fix a ceiling problem?

She complains to a man.

How are women and computers the same?

Neither take your 3.5 inch floppy anymore.. unless you pay extra.

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Why is there all this hate against necromancers?

They are just trying to raise a family in peace.

Why the hate for necromancers?

T They're just trying to raise a family.

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Which burgers love to act?

Ham-burgers!

How do you know Jesus loves Japanese food?

Because he said he loves miso.