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What is something a woman hates about a man but a man would love about a woman?

Premature ejactulation.

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Why do feminist hate the Bible?

Because it ends with A-men

What is the most painful cereal known to man kind?

Banana Nut Crunch.

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What is your opinion on women making 75% of a man's wages for the same job?

I said "Congratulations!!!"

What do you call a woman on a cruise ship in Mexico using the diving board at the pool?

A broad abroad on a board aboard.

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What gun does Jesus hate the most?

The nail gun. So sorry if this offends you Credit to the podcast

Why don't you play with your friends?

He asked. 'Because I only have one friend' the girl replied. 'And I hate her.'

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Whats the difference between love, ture love, and showing off?

Spit, sallow, and gargle.

Why did the melon get married in a church?

Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.