Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
He has claw marks on his forehead.
You, you and you. Get out.
One, but only if the lightbulb really to change.
Because she thought everybody loved her.
A Dairy Heir.
"Would you like fries with that "
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
Because they hate Turkey
Because authorities want a carbon copy of all matters.
A herd of stampeding aardvarks!
Say, " Everyone out of the pool please."
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.