Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Endosperm.
Because all of his uncles were ants!
Ded-ant.. ded-ant.. ded-ant dedan deadANT dedandead-annnnnt # d-d-d-deadant.
The hide and seek champion.
Robin Williams
Removed
Hexagon.
Me: Philosophers still don't know 5: No, why are we HERE Wife: Your dad is lost and won't ask for directions
The Philosophers Stoned
100. One to actually clean it, and 99 to talk about how dirty it is.
A centipede with a wooden leg!
Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.
He was snowden
She over doses
Because it takes longer to pick up.
