None, no light bulb dare go out in the presence of Chuck Norris.
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Just one, but they get extra credits for it
Trick question! There's no such thing as Nickelback fans. (I will be hated by few)
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
How many libertarians does it take to screw in a light-bulb? None. The market will take care of it.
Still counting. Those darned birds can't seem to cross the road to get over here to screw in the light bulb.
They don't bother, you can find lutfisk in the dark.
Two. One to change the bulb and one to sing about how grand the old bulb was.
None, PETA can't change anything.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!
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Silly, Muslim Women aren't allowed to screw in light bulbs.
"Nobody said I needed doubles on that!"
Just one he holds it still and the whole world revolves around him. Just one but two lawyers have to explain him how to do it.
Not possible. Their hands are too slippery with each other's ejaculate.
None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.
BECAUSE!!
V.
Two. One to actually change the bulb, and the other to videotape so Christians can't claim God did it.
It depends on the definition of lightbulb.
3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.
Hmmm........I'll just do a few numbers and get back to you
One, but it takes 7 years.
None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!
Why does it have to be a group activity
Nine........one to do it and eight others to wish they'd been asked.
I don't know, I am on hold.
Six. One to change the bulb, and five to hug and kiss him.
Only one but he has to manufacture it first.
Doesn't matter, they'll just screw it one rotation one way and one rotation the other way and call it equality.
None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.
A. Five!...Six!...Seven!...Eight!
21, the first 20 will just repost an old one.
Only one; However, it takes an entire emergency ward to get it back out again.
Trick question, they can't change anything.
Just one. But he will pull it back out and stick it back in again just to make sure hes got the right hole.
None, they all know someone that does it for them.
They grab the stack of un-signed adoption papers, stand on top of them, then proceed to change the light bulb.
Well first let's talk about the concept behind this whole "light bulb" thing.
Only one but he has to have a nurse to tell him which end to screw in.
None**. They operate in the **dark**.
None, it is a hardware issue!
None - because they would all be replaced by white actors.
Juan
Just one, but the light bulb is going to need to change itself.
Twelve. One to change the bulb and eleven to do the paperwork.
2. A man, his wife, and his cousin
None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.
None! We don't change light bulbs. We disrupt them.
One. They just hold the bulb in place and the world revolves around them.
There can be only one.
Just one but he wants to do it thirty-two times and when he's done everyone says that his last light bulb was much better.
It can vary, but It's quite hilarious to watch.
Five - one to hold the bulb, and four to turn his ladder
1
A Brazilian
None, they prefer natural light
What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!
None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.
None, its already lit fam. I cannot take credit for this due to being told this joke by a freind. He was in fact lit af.
Oh, just some number you've probably never heard of.
I can unscrew a lightbulb.
We don't know. Light bulbs last longer than studio executives.
Only one but it takes eight million years.
Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.
Two.
100: One to do it and ninety-nine to say "I could've done that."
Just one. But it takes the whole ER to get it out.
Twelve. Three to Physically Change the Bulb, Three to Talk About How Complicated it Was and Six to Call themselves Electricians.
Not sure, first they have to figure out which way to spin it.
None: A 'Real Woman' would have plenty of Real Men around to do it.
None, because they keep on asking why all of the other light bulbs in the house aren't being changed at the same time.
Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!
Uh...standby I'll check on that.
November.
What sort of answer did you have in mind None-just assume it's changed.
Let's go fishing
They dont. They turn it into the hype of the new generation.
Three. One to change it while the other two argue about how old the old one is.
Does it have to be a light bulb? I've got this neat candle holder...
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
One.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Two, but how do they get in there
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
None, we've decided to let a man do the job.
Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
One less now, because the one who tried to steal the light bulb was shot by the cops.
You can't tell it's in the dark
3/5
5/3. The same amount as for whites.
None if nobody's looking.
A light bulb weighs about 50g and a single ant can lift about.2g, so it takes somewhere around 250 ants working together.
A. Hell you need 250 just to lobby for the research grant.
Nuthin Vin Diesel noises from closet M: Is Vin Diesel in there -...yes Vin Diesel: from closet No.
There's no sunlight in the closet.
One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.
Because they always try to maximize the degrees of freedom.
They're not infallible
The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.
Electricity.
Because 7,8,9
Ulta Magnus!
