2. 1 to change the light bulb, the other to take pictures.
None. It will happen itself.
How many did it take last year
None. Babies don't have the motor skills or the depth perception to change a light bulb.
None They don't make Pampers small enough.
One.
None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Two, but how do they get in there
None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet
It takes two. One to change the bulb and the other to kick the switch.
Just one but every time he does he causes a blackout.
One. He puts the bulb in and lets the world revolve around him.
Four. One to change it and three to write the environmental-impact statement.
100. 1 to change the light bulb and the other 99 to complain about how the old light bulb was much better.
A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.
3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.
They don't change it, they just take forever to find where to fit the batteries
Need to know ASAP.
5... 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the chair
Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.
Two. One to screw it in and one to complain that it's electrified.
All of them.
Irrelevant, you will be assimilated!
One. They're used to having their lights knocked out.That joke turned dark fast. I'll see myself to my respective corner.
Third as many as for a regular bulb.
Just two, but you're going to need a lot of patience and light bulbs.
Only one but it takes him seven weeks to get there.
None. They prefer Natural Light.
None, the changes necessary will come from within.
Two. One to assure that everything possible is being done about the situation and the other one to screw it into the faucet.
None. The light bulb shall never burn out. (OK. It's more cathartic than funny...)
You're still thinking procedurally! A properly designed light bulb object would inherit a change method from a generic light bulb class!
Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.
Five: One to do it and four to tell you how they did it on the last job.
Just two. One to politely ask and the other to politely help.
1 and 12 people to say how inspiring it was
Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill.
1 or 2? 1... or 2?
Gladimir Putin!
He was following the Tsar.
Depends on who wrote the script.
Chuck Norris would just stare at the wood, and it would chuck itself out of fear.
Well, you can sleep with a light on.
None. People that glow in the dark don't need lights.
One, but the light bulb has to want to change.
One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.
Because the 'p' is silent.
Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.
It's CoRnY
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
The 911 victims. They went through 50 stories in a minute. I'm so sorry
Half a centipede!
Don't birthdays burn you up
Is there a dog?
