How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

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Bulb Jokes More Bulb Jokes

How many musicians does it take to change a light bulb?

Twenty. 1 to hold the bulb 2 to turn the ladder and 17 to be on the guest list.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

Why can't Elsa hold a balloon?

Because she might Let it Go

What do you call a lightbulb that holds the door for you?

A polite bulb.

Change Jokes More Change Jokes

How many Californians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Hella. How long does it take them Days.

How many feminists you need to change a lamp?

That's not funny...

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many graphic designers does it take to change a light bulb?

Does it have to be a light bulb? 'Cause I had this other idea...

How many Borg does it take to change a light bulb?

All of them.

Revolution Jokes More Revolution Jokes

How many Socialists does it take to change a light bulb?

None comrade, the bulb holds the seeds to its own revolution!

How many Bolsheviks does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None - the lightbulb has the capacity for its own revolution

Seed Jokes More Seed Jokes

What did a pirate say to fellow pirate?

Are you seeding?

Why does the farmer hate his job?

Because he has a deep-seeded hatred for planting.

Socialist Jokes More Socialist Jokes

How many socialists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

All of them.

What did socialists use before candles?

Electricity