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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't Korean captains wear hats?

Because they don't know what to do with cap sizes.

Why can't British people go to North Korea?

Nobody at the ticket counter knows what "north career" means

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

What do you call a man holding a machine gun?

Sir

Why is the Force like duct tape?

It has a dark side, a light side, and it holds the universe together.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How did the Ethiopian escape prison?

He squeezed through the bars.

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

How do you get an elephant into a Safeway grocery bag?

You take the "S" out of safe and the "F" out of way. One of my all time faves. If you say it out loud it will make sense

Why do you keep changing a word into something that makes no sense?

You are the banner of my existence.

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear