I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst
Unbereavable.
Because anywhere else it would've been called the teethbrush
Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.
Holding the pig together.
He goes to a bar and slips somebody a Rupee, then gives them a Franc and some Deutsche Marks.
The Piledriver: No Holes Barred
Want to go out with me and Di tonight?
Because the Mummy's always saying, "I'll be in the crypt tonight."
It doesn't make sense, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear
A very wet sense of humor
An Canadian not only has a sense of humour but can also spell it.
One. We are efficient and don't like humour.
Karma, Whores.
It's retarded.