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What is the most offensive joke you know?

I'm bored tonight and I have a no holds barred sense of humour. What are some of your worst

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

What's the difference between a nail, a screw, and a bolt?

A girl raises her hand and says, "I don't know. I've never been bolted before."

What do you call a deer that likes rain?

A rain-deer. I know it's terrible.

Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many heroin addicts does it take to change a lightbulb?

Four. One to hold the lightbulb and three to smoke until the room starts spinning!

What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What moved less than Jenny McCarthy's forehead tonight?

Mariah Carey's mouth.

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!

Sense Jokes More Sense Jokes

What happened to the Milkman?

He drank all the milk.... makes sense no logically, yes!

What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

Humour Jokes More Humour Jokes

Which profession has the worst sense of humour?

Well, chiropodists like jokes. But opticians like them.

Why don't Germans like humour?

Because it's inefficient!

Offensive Joke Jokes More Offensive Joke Jokes

What's the difference between askreddit's mods and askreddit's subscribers?

Askreddit's subscribers are ok with offensive jokes.

What's the most offensive jokes you guys have?

What's the most offensive jokes you have ever hear