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What do you call a party thrown by a Terrorist at a bar on a hot day in Hawaii?

A-lou-AK-bar.

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Throw Jokes More Throw Jokes

What did Anne Frank say when she threw a ball at the water fowl's head?

Duck!

Why do baseball pitches make bad doctors?

Because when asked to 'give it to them straight', they throw a curveball!

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

Why did the Eskimos have to stop partying?

Because they ran out of Natural Light

How do you throw a party in space?

You planet

Terrorist Jokes More Terrorist Jokes

Why did the terrorist blow up the playground?

He was a suislide bomber!

Where do terrorists like to go for a drink?

The Allahu Ak Bar

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

Two guys walk into a bar...

The first guy says "Ouch!" and the second says "Yeah, I didn't see it either."

Hawaii Jokes More Hawaii Jokes

What did the hungry terrorist say when he went on a vacation to Hawaii?

ALOHA SNACKBAR***

How many tax advisors does it take to change a light bulb?

In the summer there is a tax deductible convention in Hawaii dealing exactly with this issue.

Hot Day Jokes More Hot Day Jokes

What are the hottest days during summer?

Sun-days

What do you call a hot day in Canada?

A Nova Scorcha!