Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!
Because he was dying to do so.
The Star Spangled Banner!
She thought it was diet coke.
Because they thought that they were the center of the universe.
Because it was rated arrr!
His wife and kids
In a moooo-tel. I just thought of this sitting in my hotel room. Sometimes I feel like i dad joke so hard I impregnate my girlfriend from 100 miles away.
Me: A bad word moms and dads only say when they're mad.3:Me:3: Is my middle name a swear word
