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What's going on?

Me: The kids gave me this *holds up Dad Is #1 mug* W: That's sweet H: Sweet They think I'm pee!

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Hold Jokes More Hold Jokes

How many senior medical consultants does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just one. He holds up the bulb and waits for the world to revolve around him.

How does Kanye West screw in a lightbulb?

He holds the lightbulb and the world revolves around him.

Think Jokes More Think Jokes

Who do you think was sent to cover the story of the baby lion born in the zoo?

A cub reporter.

What did Hamlet say when he was thinking of sending a message?

To e or not to e that is the question.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka

What about the kids?

He asked. I said, "they're still together."

Dad Jokes More Dad Jokes

What do r/jokes and my dads jokes have in common?

They don't get better with age

What did Simba say to his dad when he was moving too slow?

Mufasa!