How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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How does a leopard change its spots?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another!

Why did the horse go behind the tree?

To change his jockeys.

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What do you call a mexican drug dealer?

MariJUANa

What do Mexicans write in school?

Essays.

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How many blonde's does it take to screw In a light bulb?

3: One holds the light bulb, and the other two spin the Chair.

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up.

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What did the mailman say when his Mail truck caught fire?

That he needed to address the situation

Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What's the same about Mexican and Black people?

Once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamal. (Sorry if you're offended, I love all races.)

How do you get a Mexican across the border using only math?

Carry the Juan