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How many Mexicans are needed to change a light bulb?

Juan.

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Change Jokes More Change Jokes

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

How many "a man walks into a bar" jokes does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, but you can be sure a whole Reddit community will appear to expand the joke, make it funnier and eventually run it into the ground.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What do you call a Mexican whose car has been stolen?

Carlos

What does Colonel Mustard's Mexican maid call him?

Phonetically-ish)* Mis'ser Dijon.

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many blonds does it take to change a light bulb?

Three. One to hold the light bulb and two to spin the ladder.

How many paranoids does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Who wants to know?.... saw this joke in today's

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

What pillar doesn't need holding up?

A caterpillar!

What is the difference between men and women?

A woman wants one man to satisfy her every need...A man wants every woman to satisfy his one need.

Juan Jokes More Juan Jokes

What is a Mexican's favorite Queen song?

I Juan to break free

What's the motto of the Mexican army?

An Army of Juan