What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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What's a sea serpent's favourite meal?

Fish and ships!

Why did the one-eyed pirate run his ship aground?

He didn't have any depth perception

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What do you call a fish who works for the government?

An Official.

What's the difference between a piano and a fish?

You can't tuna fish!

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken