What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Why are marines who can't swim better?

They defend the ship with way more enthusiasm.

What did Captain Cook say to his men before they got on the ship?

Let's get on the ship, men!

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How do you tune a fish?

With its scales!

What do you call a fish that performs brain surgeries?

A neurosturgeon

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What did the time traveller do after he ate the last bite of his dinner?

He went back 4 seconds.

What did one plate say to the other plate?

Dinner is on me!

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What do sea monsters have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.