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What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

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Ship Jokes More Ship Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

Why didn't the kayak owner and yacht owner get along?

They didn't have ships in common.

Fish Jokes More Fish Jokes

Why is the ocean blue?

Because all the fish in there goes "bloo bloo bloo"

What do you call a fish with 27 eyes?

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiish

Dinner Jokes More Dinner Jokes

What does a blonde make best for dinner?

Reservations.

What's the difference between a take-out dinner and a make-out session?

How can you take something out you've never put in

Sea Monster Jokes More Sea Monster Jokes

What did the sea monster have for dinner?

Fish and ships.

How does a pirate greet a sea monster?

What's Kraken