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What is a sea monster's favorite dish?

Fish and ships.

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

What is the strictest part of a ship?

The stern

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What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

Why can't a fish be a radio host?

Because if he goes on air, he'll die.