Stick Jokes

Why is Joey Tribbiani a presenter on Top Gear?

It makes no sense, he's not a good driver, he and all his friends are always stuck in second gear

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What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

How did the fish's tail get stuck in the anchor chain?

It was just a fluke!

What do you call a man with a shovel stuck in his head?

An ambulance because that is a serious medical emergency that requires immediate attention.

Why are branches attached to trees?

Because they stick

Why couldn't the Egyptian fisherman get over the fact that his boat had sunk?

Because he was stuck in denial.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

What do you call a boomerang that won't come back?

A stick.

What's brown and sticky?

A stick.

Why do pirates not know the alphabet?

They always get stuck at "C".

I saw a nice stereo on Craigslist for $1. Seller says the volume is stuck on ‘high’

I couldn’t turn it down.

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Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What did the stamp say to the envelope?

Stick with me man... We'll go places. Peace. Hmath out.

Why did the mother cat put stamps on her kittens?

Because she wanted to mail a litter.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

What washes up on tiny beaches?

Microwaves.

Why was the surfer such a bad cook?

All he could handle was the microwave

Popsicle Stick Jokes More Popsicle Stick Jokes

What subject did Dracula major in during college?

AcCOUNTing.

What kind of tree would have the best bark?

Dogwood. Don't you dare judge me, it was on my popsicle stick.

Snooker Player Jokes More Snooker Player Jokes

Why did the snooker player go to the toilet?

To pot the brown.

What's the difference between Eric Clapton and a snooker player?

One plays with an electric guitar, the other a-cue-stick.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

Why were all the girls looking at the piece of paper?

Because it was ripped.

Snowball Jokes More Snowball Jokes

What is the difference between snow men and snow women?

Snowballs

What's the difference between snowman and snow woman?

Snowballs.

Rave Party Jokes More Rave Party Jokes

How do you start a rave party in Ethiopia?

Glue bread to the ceiling.

Dance Jokes More Dance Jokes

Why are dogs bad at dancing?

They have two left feet

How many angels can dance on the head of a pin?

Depends on what tune the Devil happens to be playing. Ha. Ha ha. Ha ha ha.