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Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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Why did Microsoft skip Windows 9 and go straight to 10?

Because seven "ate" nine.

What do you call someone with no arms and no legs being towed behind your boat?

Skip.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

Why do Vampires make poor project managers?

Because the refuse you to meet with stake holders. (why yes, I am a dad why do you ask)

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What type of overalls did Mario wear?

Denim Denim Denim......

What type of music does the Easter Bunny listen to?

Hip-Hop!

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What should we call the big finger?

Thumb' seems as good as any." "Impressive. What about this smallest one " "PINKY!" "............."

What did the finger say to the thumb?

I'm in glove with you.