Where does a thumb meet its type?

At oh-my-goodness! Skip

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What did the chef say when he was skipped in rotation?

Hey that's my toque!!

Why did Microsoft go straight to Windows 10 and skip 9?

Because Windows 8 9.

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Where do you go to meet the best fish?

It doesn't matter - any old plaice will do.

What is the good thing about Alzheimer's disease?

That you get to meet new people everyday!

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Why are people still using a dictionary?

I just type the words into Google and see if it corrects me.

What's the difference between a catholic and and a catoholic?

One is devoted to following to rules laid down by those who consider their will that of the divine. The other is a type of christian.

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What has two thumbs and doesn't understand jokes that require a visual component?

This guy!

What has four fingers and a thumb but is not alive?

A glove.) First response: "My Aunt Lydia."