What do onions and people have in common?

I weep uncontrollably when I cut them.

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Why do people traveling east out of Sweden get a metal?

Because they're crossing the Finnish line.

What's the most awkward aspect of bar-tending at an internet cafe?

You have to deal with people who forget to close their tabs.

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How do you get a goth down from a tree?

Cut the rope

What equine likes to cut in line?

A sawhorse!

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Where do you find an old Onion article?

In thier archives.

What what can you make from baked beans and onions?

Tear gas.

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Why do black men weep when they make love to white women?

Mace.

Why was the wildlife reserve worker weeping next to poached rhino?

He liked his rhinos sunny side up.