Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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What's black and white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a spear through her head.

What do you call a sister who works for you?

Nun of your business.

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What do you call those people who follow musicians around and try to hang with them after the show?

Drummers.

Why does lightning strike in France so often?

Because it follows the path of least resistance.

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Why wasn't toto as excited as dorothy when they traveled the yellow brick road?

He missed the rains down in africa

Why do sorority girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even...

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

How are a pair of skinny jeans like a cheap motel?

No ballroom