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Why do nuns always travel in pairs?

Because one nun follows the other nun to make sure that nun doesn't get none.

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Nun Jokes More Nun Jokes

How many people does it take to change a lightbulb in a monastery?

Nun.

How many nuns were at the library?

Absolutely nun

Follow Jokes More Follow Jokes

What is a water bottle's favorite game to play?

Follow the litre.

What artistic dog chews a lot and follows the rules of the farm where it lives?

A Chihuahua that can draw and gnaw while obeying the law and lying on straw!

Travel Jokes More Travel Jokes

What did Santa say when he had to travel through the desert?

My chestnuts are roasting

Why didn't the Photon have any luggage on the plane?

He was Travelling Light

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.