What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

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Why did the Papal Palace fill up with kittens?

Because the Pope was a cat-holic. Eh Eh

Why doesn't the pope like continuous functions?

They're not hole-y.

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What did the Pope say when he first saw the Shroud of Turin?

Holy Sheet!

What did the pastor say when his blanket rose up from his bed?

Holy Sheet!