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Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

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What did the puppy say when it sat on sandpaper?

Ruff

Why does Black Widow love sitting on Captain America's shield?

Because it's made out of vibranium.

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What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

What's sad about three black guys driving over a cliff in a Cadillac?

They were my friends

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What's the tragedy with little people?

They lead such short lives.

Why does everyone keep saying the Boston Marathon was a tragedy?

I heard everybody had a blast.