How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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What do you get if you cross a woman with a whale?

Your research funding suspended and a severe reprimand from the ethics committee.

How do men in New Zealand address their women?

Hey! Ewe!

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Why don't the Chinese have casinos?

Because they don't like Tibet

Why don't they have any casinos in South Africa?

Because there's too many cheetahs!

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

Where's a lesbian's favorite place to shop?

The Liquor store

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What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What do you call an aardvark that plays poker?

A cardvark!