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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How are women like rocks?

You skip the flat ones.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why was the teenage girl fired from her job at the casino?

Because SHE JUST CAN'T DEAL

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What does a good bar and a good woman have in common?

Liquor in the front poker in the back.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why did the lion always lose at poker?

He was playing with a bunch of cheetahs!

Why are proteins so bad at poker?

They always fold.