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How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why was he woman arrested on a cattle ranch for wearing a silk dress?

She was charged with rustling!

What should you give a man who has everything?

A. A woman to show him how to work it.

Casino Jokes More Casino Jokes

How are women like casinos?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

Why are there no casinos in China?

Because the Chinese don't like Tibet...

Liquor Jokes More Liquor Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

When drinking liquor while watching baseball, at what point will you be the most drunk?

Bottom of the fifth, of course.

Poker Jokes More Poker Jokes

Why should you never play poker with a crocodile?

You will lose every hand.

What do a good bar and a woman have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.