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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What does a girl from Arkansas say just before she loses her virginity?

Careful, dad, or you'll crush my smokes.

Why was the young kangaroo thrown out by his mother?

For smoking in bed.

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How many points do you get if you hit a golfer?

Fore.

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

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What do you call a gorilla who magically smokes weed?

Hairy Potter.

What does a weed addict day when something miraculous happens?

Dank god

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What did Rihanna say to her grandma with Alzheimer's?

Oh na na, what's my name

What is Rihanna's favorite song?

I can't feel my face when i'm with you