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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What happens when you smoke pot in Saudi Arabia?

You get stoned.

What do you call a tree that smokes weed?

Snoop Log

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What Daft Punk song is a hit amongst the Hispanic community?

Juan more time!

Why did the lead singer of Drowning Pool lose his job at Starbucks?

HE LET BISCOTTI HIT THE FLOOR

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What kind of weed do reptiles smoke?

Mariguana.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

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What do (does?) Rihanna and Onion Rings have in common?

They're both battered.

Who did Chris Brown mistook Rihanna for?

Britney Spears