Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

Previous Random Joke Next
Smoke Jokes More Smoke Jokes

Which came first the chicken or the egg?

The one smoking the cigarette.

What is Harrison Ford called when he smokes weed?

Han So-high.

Hit Jokes More Hit Jokes

What's the last thing that goes through a fly's mind when it hits a car windscreen?

Its arse.

How are your step mother and a 17 in the card game 21 similar?

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

Weed Jokes More Weed Jokes

What do you call it when you smoke weed and work out at the same time?

Getting all high and mighty

What happens if you smoke weed in a musilm country?

Simple, you get stoned twice

Rihanna Jokes More Rihanna Jokes

What's the difference between Rihanna and Britney Spears?

Britney asked to be hit one more time..

What's black, red, and blue all over?

Rihanna.