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Why doesn't Rihanna smoke weed anymore?

Because she's taken enough hits.

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What kind of marijuana do cows smoke?

Moo-dicinal

What does an Eskimo girl say before she is about to lose her virginity?

Careful Dad, don't squish my smokes.

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Why couldn't the chicken cross the road?

Because he got hit by a car.

Why did the train get hit by lighting?

Because of the conductor.

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Why should a good driver always carry weed in his car?

So he always hits the green when he's driving.

What happened to Mr. Potato Head when he smoked weed?

He got baked.

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How is Rihanna's boyfriend and power tools the same?

They're both Black and Decker.

Who is the Australian Frankesntein's favourite singer?

Rihanna, mate.