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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

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What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quicksand?

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

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What kind of horse can swim underwater without coming up for air?

A seahorse!

What do you call Dracula when he goes swimming?

Aqua-Vlad

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What kind of flooring does a Mexican fit?

Underlay! Underlay!

What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?

Oil of Ole'

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What do you call... What do you call four Mexicans standing in quicksand?

Cuatros Cincos

What did the elephant say when he was pulled out of the quicksand by the balls?

Thank you, Mr. And Mrs. Ball!

Cuatro Jokes More Cuatro Jokes

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

Why did the mathematician bring home 24 eggs from the grocery store?

Because when he asked his wife how many eggs to buy, she said 4!

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

How high are you!?

Demanded the officer. "No Officer, it's "Hi, how are you "." replied the kid.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Count Jokes More Count Jokes

How does the farmer count up his cows?

With a cowculator.

Why did the German girl count to three, then cry?

Because her boyfriend was going in.