Cuatro Cinco Jokes

What do you call four drowning Mexicans?

Cuatro cinco

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What do you call 4 Mexicans in quick sand?

Cuatro cinco

What do you call four Mexicans that have drowned?

Cuatro Cinco.

What do you call four Mexicans who can't swim?

Cuatro cincos.

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What do you call bacteria that can swim fast?

Micro Phelps.

Why do fish swim in salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Do Jokes More Do Jokes

Why cant a Mexican man sleep with three women at once?

Fear of over dos

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

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What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

What are your thoughts on it?

ME: trying to impress her I have 6 wives

4 Jokes More 4 Jokes

How many Irishmen does it take to screw in a light bulb?

5. 1 to screw in the light bulb, and 4 to remark on how grand the old one was.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

Why do kids hate Steven Hawking?

They don't like their vegetables.

How do you get a kid to stay low to the ground?

DUCK!" How do you get a kid up and running "GOOSE!"

Cinco Jokes More Cinco Jokes

What do you call five Mexicans drowning at the bottom of their pool?

Cinco.

How do '90s kids count to 6?

Uno, dos, tres, cuatro, cinco, cinco, seis.

Stand Jokes More Stand Jokes

How many cancer patients does it take to change a lightbulb?

One, and ten people to stand around clapping and saying "Aww, how brave."

What does C3PO stand for?

Because he's got rusty knees.

Mexican Jokes More Mexican Jokes

What did the Mexican doctor tell the Lone Ranger?

Estas muriendo. Tu necesitas chemo. Sabe?

How does a Mexican build a house?

Juan nail at a time.