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Lesbian Jokes More Lesbian Jokes

Why was the lesbian mad when she got her report card?

Cause she got a D

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What goes "oh oh oh"?

Santa walking backwards.

What has fifty legs but still can't walk?

Half a centipede.

Liquor Store Jokes More Liquor Store Jokes

What did Obi-Wan Kenobi say to the guy at the liquor store?

Only a Sith deals in Absolut.

What's the difference between a Methodist and a Baptist?

A Methodist will say "hi" to you at the liquor store

Giant Jokes More Giant Jokes

Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

Why are you wearing masks?

There are no other giant, mutated turtles. No one's gonna mistake a different turtle for you.

Closet Jokes More Closet Jokes

What do you call a blond skeleton in the closet?

The winner of hide and seek.

What did the Asian janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?

Supplies!

Bunch Jokes More Bunch Jokes

What do you call a bunch of happy Seahawks fans after the Super Bowl?

Haitians

Why were a bunch of realist artists offended at a Matisse gallery opening?

They didn't like the public displays of abstraction.

Cupboard Jokes More Cupboard Jokes

What did Sean Connery say when a book from his cupboard fell on him?

I can only blame my shelf. Shout out to /r/shubreddit

What do you get if you cross a bag of snakes and a cupboard of food?

Snakes and Larders!sna