I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
You must not bring either to the movies.
To watch movies in the THETA
Because it is the capital of England.
They're in Greenwich Mean Time.
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
They caught him with an ounce of coke in his system.
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
It is about 2 hours long.
Because Jesus WEPt.
Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.
Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't understand me.
Because he caught everything bear handed!
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
Cuz if it were lying down it wouldnt make any sense. (first post to reddit, made up this joke today.. be kind)
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