I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
A Russian spy.
Poke 'em on!
Him: Lin, I just hit play 90 seconds ago. Me: Wow! New record.
Is it about black people
Because walking wouldn't burn enough calories.
So I click on the 'Home' icon and it starts all over again.
A spider
What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.
To prevent them from whistling.
Only one, but with a perticular FETISH
So he can tell if he's coming or going.
You take it to the Moo-seum. I know this joke is terrible, but I totally came up with it on my own, but I'm sure it exists already.
Crowd goes wild B:I SAID WHO WANTS TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES *crowd goes nuts B:I CANT HEAR YOU!
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
A fresh air freak.
Because everything that stays there just ends up dying.
