I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.
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You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.
20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues
Oh don't mind him, he's just the product of our times!
Grow old!
Crack it before they hack it.
Your wife.
The game where players make enough money to risk getting brain damage, or the debate where the players already have brain damage?
Because it was a-peeling on the Eye.
The were only two donors. One came on the bus, the other missed the tube.
Because everytime they try to pronounce "election" everyone starts to giggle
Gnocchi
They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!
Wait at a buzz stop!
Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"
Because the supermarket closes at 7:30
Trace
Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"
