10 Minute Jokes

What am I?

I start with a v and every woman has one. She can even use me to get what she wants. What am I? I'll post the answer in 10 minutes.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Why are the buses in London red?

You'd be too if you came every 10 minutes.

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Answer Jokes More Answer Jokes

What's the major cause of divorce?

Once is not enough.

What do you get from a bee that has an udder?

Milk and honey.

Stay Jokes More Stay Jokes

How does a detective stay cool in hot summer?

He works on a cold case.

When I was kid, and we'd go sledding on a cold snowy day, Ya know how often I had to rub my hands together to stay warm?

Intermittenly.

2 Hour Jokes More 2 Hour Jokes

What is the similarity between Disney World and a woman?

They both make you wait 2 hours for a 30 second ride!

What is this movie about?

It is about 2 hours long.

730 Jokes More 730 Jokes

What time is our movie tonight?

Me: 7:30. It's 2 hours 50 minutes Hub: WHAT! I CANT STAY UP TILL 10:30 "Back off ladies. He's mine"

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Hack Jokes More Hack Jokes

What country can't be hacked?

Madagascar, because all their ports are closed.

Why did the computer science student drop out?

He just couldn't hack it.

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Who wants to get enraged and go persecute Christians?

No one.

What do Jaqen H'ghar from Game of Thrones and Christina Aguilera have in common?

They both know "what a girl wants" and "what a girl needs".

Come Jokes More Come Jokes

What is the difference between an abusive relationship and The Chainsmokers?

Nothing, The hits keep coming

What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

Tonight Jokes More Tonight Jokes

What did one candle say to the other candle?

Are you going out tonight

Who's there! Cantaloupe! Cantaloupe who?

Cantaloupe with you tonight!