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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you do when your wife starts smoking?

Slow down and apply lube

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How do you catch a whale?

You wait until last call and use a good pick up line.

Why do C# and Java developers keep breaking their keyboards?

Because they use a strongly typed language.

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Where would you take a ghost for lunch?

Pizza Haunt!

Who do ghosts worship?

Boo, DUH!!!

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.