What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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Slow down and grab some lube!!

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There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.