What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How can you tell if you bought lube from Tumblr?

Because it Lubri-Can't Even!

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What kind of dough do Hobbit bakers use?

Frodough.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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When do ghosts have to stop scaring people?

When they lose their haunting licenses.

What did the ghost give his girlfriend on Halloween?

A "booquet" of flower.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...