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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

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What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking?

Slow down and use some lube

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Which gun does Superman use?

SCAR-L

What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

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Why does riding in an elevator make ghosts happy?

It lifts spirits

Why was the ghost late to the Halloween party?

He had to take a sheet.

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What do you get when a ghost takes a crap?

Rectoplasm.

What do ghosts use for lube?

Rectoplasm...