How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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What do you call someone who walks into a building full of people?

A cannibal.

Why do girls always walk around in odd numbered groups?

Because they can't even.

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What did Anakin say when the princess asked for his credit card?

Naboo

What is she doing?

The pal asks. "Waiting for me to get home."