How, you ask?

I walked into an autopsy. It was stiff.

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Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

What's it called when Jesus walks across the street?

A cross walk

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What do liberals and homeless people have in common?

They are always asking for change.

What does a pediatrist do when you ask them which body part they find most interesting?

They admit de feet.