Wait Jokes

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Why is food better than men?

Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

Why did Jon Snow wait outside he Apple Store for 3 days?

For the watch

How do you make a rabbit stew?

Keep it waiting.

Why wait?

I'll take you clothes shopping right now".

How does an SJW screw in a light-bulb?

Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

Why does Jesus not play video games?

Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn

Why put off until tomorrow what you can do today?

Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!

What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

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How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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What happens once a minute, twice a moment, but never in an eternity?

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What's three times worse than OCD?

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Why doesn't the guy with OCD ever get laid?

Because when he turns his girlfriend on he has to turn her off again three times.

Doctor Jokes More Doctor Jokes

What did the doctor say to the patient who wanted to do his own surgery?

Suture self!

Why did the whale have to go see his doctor?

His diet was krill-in him.

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What type of truck takes a very long time to reach its destination?

A log n truck.

Why type of nut do Wallflowers like?

Walnuts

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What's the difference between toilet paper and a knife?

Oh, you don't know I won't ask you to wipe my bum then.

A SQL query walks into a bar, walks up to two tables and asks...

'Can I join you?'

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What's the difference between a tuna, a piano, and a tub of glue?

You can tuna piano, but you can't piano tuna.

How many people work in the Lada factory?

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What did the fisherman and his girlfriend do last night?

Net fish and krill

What did the fisherman say to the sewage management person?

Would you pull that crap with a net?