HE SAYS MOO oh wait this joke totally doesn't work in text
God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.
Please wait...
Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.
Because while I wait I like to be introspective
You keep it waiting for three hours!
I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!
Because he didn't know what alignment. I hope this one cracks you up!
Why do we have to do all the work
He happily says, "Since 2009!"
Wait 12 hours and have Christmas Mourning
It stands on an acorn and waits for it to grow.
Opens door* Just wait until I get out there!! parenting from the bathroom
ZOO OFFICIAL: Wait. Let's hear him out.
Nothing; mouths can't ta... oh, wait...
PATIENT:I am going to die in a minute. DOCTOR:wait I am coming with in five minutes.
He waits for it at the next stop.
Wait for him to give it back.
Well dear... Every time I ask you to close the windows you answer with "Please wait while your computer shuts down"...
No, wait.
After putting them in a dark room, you have to wait for the photograph to fully develop.
Waiting for a bus.
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
You probably Reddit already.
Because you don't have to wait an hour for seconds.
Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second
For the watch
Keep it waiting.
I'll take you clothes shopping right now".
Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Me: It'll be higher quality and less tense for everyone if we wait Boss: Today!
Wife: Please go wait in the car
They have to wait 20 minutes before surrendering
One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!
Someone who solves a problem you didn't know you had in a way you don't understand.
An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.
Stop being shellfish!" *drops microphone, walks away*
The leaf, a rope stopped the emo.
Can't complain.
The guys complained about the blow-dryer being too hot...
Olay.
A magicians wand is used for cunning stuns.
The drunk driver goes through the stop sign, while the high driver waits for it to turn green.
The drunk driver will blow through a stop sign without even knowing it was there.. The high driver will wait until it turns green
She trashed the bill. Alt punch line 1 (u/Causative): She demanded her own private server and tried to have her meals removed.
McBongald's
Recyc-bling (I'm pretty sure I thought of this myself but I used to smoke the Mary Jane a lot so......)
Second Caribou: The litterbug.
In a communest (pls
Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.
