Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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Why was the chicken happy?

Everything was eggcellent.

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

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What did the skunk use to contact his girlfriend?

His smellular phone!

How do truckers contact each other in Wisconsin?

They use a Milwaukee-Talkie