Why did the chicken get a Ouija Board?

To contact those on the other side.

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What goes cluck, cluck, cluck, boom?

A chicken stepping on a landmine.

Why did the chicken get himself run over by a car?

To get to the "other side".

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How will future generations contact Beyonce's ghost?

They'll hold a Beyonceance.

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.