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Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

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Why did the chicken get run over by a car as it was crossing the road?

To get to the Other side

What's the saddest thing about being a chicken?

You only get laid once.

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How many egoists does it take to change a lightbulb?

One. They simply hold the bulb and wait for the world to revolve around them.

How does a woman hold her licker??

By the ears...

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Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.