Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What do pirates use to copy files?

Yarrrrrsync!

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Did you hear about the cheese factory that exploded in France?

There was nothing left but de Brie.

What are you looking for in a car?

I said, "It has to be affordable" He said, "I'm sorry sir, I've never heard of a Ford Ibble."

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Why did the A go to the bathroom and come out as an E?

Because he had a vowel movement.

What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom?

Because they're extinct

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon.

What does it sound like when a Pterodactyl urinates?

There is no sound... The P is silent.