Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Evo-lotion.

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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

Because pterodactyls are extinct.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Why was 'EE' acting so funny?

He needed to 'P'

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it