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Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl use a bathroom?

The p is silent.

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Use Jokes More Use Jokes

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

What's the difference between a potato and a vegetable...?

Not knowing how to use a coathanger...

Hear Jokes More Hear Jokes

What do you give an alligator who is having trouble hearing?

A gator-aid. Bet you did see that one coming:P

Did you hear the joke about the wandering nun?

She was a roman catholic.

Bathroom Jokes More Bathroom Jokes

Why are we at Home Depot?

Me: I wanted to see what it's like to pick out bathroom tile with you. See if this is worth it.

What bathroom does Roy G. Biv use?

The colored one.

Pterodactyl Jokes More Pterodactyl Jokes

What does a pterodactyl have in common with a urinal?

P in front of it

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl taking a leak?

Because their entire species is extinct.

P Jokes More P Jokes

Why did no one believe the Psychologist ever went to the bathroom?

Because the 'P' is silent

How can we keep our school Clean?

Student: By Staying at home.