What do you call a ceramicist with a beard?

A Harry Potter

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Why is Harry Potter so popular?

The story grows on you.

How do Harry Potter fans flirt?

Hey baby, mind if I?

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When the hell did you grow a beard?

Me: This morning. On the way here. Just felt like it was time.

What happened when Santa cut his beard?

The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC