Unicycle Jokes

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Because the bicycle was two tired.

It's a habit.

Don't worry baby, I'm sterile.

Thunderware.

Because he tasted funny!

Ampndash Defendant! Stop clowning and sit down!

You know you can't but you really want to hit it.

It got hit by a truck

Because the Trail Of Tears had a toll booth.

Cuz he always uses a straw, man!

Because he will always fold.

Unicycle Jokes

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