Unicycle Jokes

What's the difference between a man biking to a job interview and a clown on a unicycle?

Attire.

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What's the difference between a well dressed man on a bike and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a poorly-dressed man on a unicycle and a well-dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a formally-dressed man riding a unicycle and a casually-dressed man riding a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a hobo on a bicycle?

Attire.

Whats The Difference Between a Hobo On a Unicycle And a Man In a Suit On a Bike?

Attire.

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a nicely dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man one bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

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What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a wealthy man wearing a tux and riding a bike and a hobo in torn jeans and shirt riding a unicycle?

Attire.

Why did the unicycle win the race?

Because the bicycle was two tired.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle, and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire.

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly-dressed man on a bicycle?

Attire

What's the difference between a well-dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

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What is the difference between a poorly dressed man on a bicycle and a handsomely dressed man on a unicycle?

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What's the difference between a man in plain clothes riding a unicycle and a man in a tuxedo riding a bike?

Attire

Why do monks wear such plain clothes?

It's a habit.

Tank Jokes More Tank Jokes

What's the us army tanksman's favorite song?

Tanks for the memories"!

How much power does it take to move a tank?

A horse

Bike Jokes More Bike Jokes

What kind of bike does hipster Jesus ride?

A Cruci-fixie.

Why couldn't the bike stand up on its own?

It was two-tired. *Slaps knee* *Prosthetic leg falls off*

Poorly Dress Man Jokes More Poorly Dress Man Jokes

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a bicycle and a poorly dressed man on a unicycle?

Attire.

What is the difference between a well dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bike?

Attire.*

Sharply Dress Man Jokes More Sharply Dress Man Jokes

What's the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a poorly dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire

What is the difference between a sharply dressed man on a unicycle and a dully dressed man on a bicycle?

A tire.

Bicycle Jokes More Bicycle Jokes

Why was the bicycle lying on the side of the road?

It was two tired.

What's the difference between a poorly dressed man on a tricycle and a well dressed man on a bicycle?

A-tyre

Dress Jokes More Dress Jokes

Why are almost all brides dresses white?

So the dishwasher matches the washing machine

How did I get up here again?

This is fun, I'm fun. I'm dressed up like a bat.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What is it when a woman talks dirty to a man?

3.99 a minute.

Why is sleeping with a man like a soap opera?

Just when it's getting interesting, they're finished until next time.