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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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Why did Darwin love CSS?

Because children inherit properties from their parents.

What is another word for children who haven't learned how to do math?

Yesallwomen

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What did the pirate say about the steering wheel in his pants?

Arrg, it's driving me nuts!

What did the web designer do when a hot girl walked up to him and squeezed his nuts?

He AJAXulated.

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What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

Why do cows have bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work.

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How does Frankenstein sit in his chair?

Bolt upright.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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What kind of book did Frankenstein's monster like to read?

One with a cemetery plot.

What did Frankenstein's monster say when he was struck by lightning?

Thanks I needed that.