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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

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What's the difference between refrigerator and a child?

Refrigerator doesn't have a 'd' in it.

Why are women and children evacuated first in a disaster?

So we can think about a solution in silence

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Why did the baby squirrel wear a diaper?

To hide his nuts!!

Which nut could pimp the Prince of Darkness?

Mack-a-Dameon.

Neck Jokes More Neck Jokes

Why is a giraffe's neck so long?

Because his neck is way up here! (Dad Joke)

Why did the Vampire's girlfriend break up with him?

Because he was pain in the neck!

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What did Katy Perry steal from Dr. Frankenstein's closet?

The Tie of the Igor.

What happened to Frankenstein's monster on the road?

He was stopped for speeding fined $50 and dismantled for six months.

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Why could Frankenstein's Monster not have children?

Because his nuts were in his neck!

What was the inscription on the tomb of Frankenstein's monster?

HERE LIES FRANKENSTEIN'S MONSTER. MAY HE REST IN PIECES.