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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

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How do dolphins send messages?

By sea-mail.

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

Why did the stupid boy put clothes on the valentines he was sending?

Because they needed to be ad-dressed!

Why don't vikings send e-mails?

They prefer to use Norse code.

Where do german parents send their ADD kids?

Concentration Camps

What four letter word has made the biggest impact in the modern world?

Send.

How do really posh dogs send messages?

By predigree-mail.

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

Why did the boy jump up and down on the letter?

He heard that you have to stamp letters or the post office won't send them.

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What's the fastest way to send a rabbit?

Haremail.

Whatsapp?

He winked at me, I should send him a dragon head." "No babe, this calls for a full dragon."

How do you send a dog to space?

Laika boss.

What do angry rodents send each other at Christmas time?

Cross mouse cards!

Why did Bill and Hillary send Chelsea to a private school?

If they sent her to a public school the secret service would be out-gunned!

Where does an angry pirate get sent?

Anchor Management

What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit?

The first herd shot round the world!

Where do they send trickster tuna when they catch them?

A Tuna Chi-Cannery

What kind of letters would you send to capital cities?

Capital letters.

Why should you send your sweetie a valentine?

Because you always heart the one you love.

How does Robin hood send messages around Sherwood Forest?

By tree mail!

What do you call a bull that's sent overseas by boat?

Shipped beef!

What did the buffalo say to his kid when he sent him off to college?

Bison

How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Why did you burn that building down?

Me: Because they keep sending emails after unsubscribing. Cop: You're free to go.

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What's the difference between watts and ohms?

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What did the baby light bulb say to it's mommy?

I wuv you watts and watts!

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What do you get when you drop a Hawaiian pizza?

Pearl Harbor pizza.

What did the Hawaiian terrorists say when they blew up a restaurant?

ALOHA SNACKBAR

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What do you call an Autobot who works in an overpriced makeup store at the mall?

Ulta Magnus!

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What song did Russia send Ukraine for its birthday?

Crimea a river

What's the current number one song in Russia?

Crimea river

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Why couldn't the depressed person get his email?

He had a bad Outlook.

How does Dalai Lama send emails?

With no attachments.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

What's up Doc ' Check for bugs in your system.

What's the normal amount of hair to mail someone?

I feel like this is a lot of hair I'm mailing to someone

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What do you get when you cross the CIA and the Republican Party?

Shot in the head in Dallas.

Where does the CIA buy its groceries?

Whole Foods

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What do you call saplings in the army?

The infantry

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.