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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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What's with all of these racist jokes on reddit?

They're starting to get quite dark

How do you start an Ethiopian rave?

You tape bread to the ceiling.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Whatya doin?

Me: I fixed the toilet so I'm adding Potty Fixer to my resume W: You mean Plumber M: DO I LOOK LIKE A HOUSE SCIENTIST

How many skunks do you need to make a house really smelly?

Just a phew!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why is it the only thing a woman wants out of a man these days is security?

Well it's the first thing they say when I approach them.

What did the fisherman do when he really liked a woman?

He invited her over to net fish and krill.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What do you call a group of crows?

The end of season 5.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a fire, flood, earthquake, tornado, hurricane, and a wife have in common?

Sooner or later, one of them is probably going to get your house.

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.