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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

What starts and ends with a 'v' and is only one letter?

W'

Why is it called Justice League of America?

Do they follow territorial boundaries? If the Kaos Kommandos start a brawl in El Paso and it rolls over into Juarez, do they say "screw it, let Justice League of Mexico handle it"? (Sorry if this isn't technically a joke; it was my shower thought this morning and I thought it was funny.)

House Jokes More House Jokes

What does an Eskimo do if his house falls down?

Igloos it back together.

What's the difference between a good friend and a really good friend?

A good friend will help you move house A really good friend will help you move a body!

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What did the physicist say to the two women he was trying to pick up at the bar?

Do you ladies wanna go back to my place and conduct a double slit experiment?

What do women and werewolves have in common?

Offensive) They both go berserk once every month.

End Jokes More End Jokes

How many mystery writers does it take to change a light bulb?

Two - One to put it most of the way in, and one to give it an interesting twist at the end.

What gets louder if you enter it from one end, but quieter if you enter it from the other?

A howler monkey.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What's the difference between a tornado and a divorce in the South?

Nothing, someone's losing the trailer. -Robin Williams

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.