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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you start a teddy bear race?

Ready teddy go!

How do you know when your girlfriend is putting on too much weight?

She starts fitting into your wife's clothes.

House Jokes More House Jokes

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

How did the burglar get into the house?

Intruder window

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman in heaven?

An Angel A crowd of women in heaven - A host of Angels And all women in heaven - PEACE ON EARTH!

What do women and modern computers have in common?

Neither one will accept a 3 and a half inch floppy

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "W" and ends with "ife"?

Nevermind, this riddle is too easy.

What has an R at the beginning, a T at the end, and EPOS in the middle?

Most of the jokes in this subreddit.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

Why is an Alabama divorce like a tornado?

One way or the other someone is losing a trailer.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.