What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How do you prepare a Gorilla sundae?

Your start getting it ready Fridae and Saturdae!

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

House Jokes More House Jokes

What did the Mexican say when two houses fell on him?

Get off me homes.

Why did?

Why did the house cross the road, One of the most difficult to solve cross the road jokes, I'll give the answer when you all give.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

How does a women make you a millionaire?

You start as a billionaire

What happens to a woman who falls down the stairs?

Nothing, as long as she doesn't drop my beers

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's black, wears a bandana and ends the world?

Tupacalypse. (thanks to my buddy Mike)

What is formed at the end of mitosis?

My nailses

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What game do tornadoes like to play?

Twister

What's the difference between a divorce and a tornado in the south?

Nothing. Either way someone is going to lose a trailer