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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

How the rap feud started Me: can u invite all the rappers to my b'day party?

2pac: sure, no biggie Biggieeavesdropping: wipes tears

What word starts with M and ends in arraige and is a man's favourite thing?

Miscarriage. This joke never gets old, just like the baby.

House Jokes More House Jokes

Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What's the best side of the house to build a deck on?

The outside

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

What did the woman from Finland say after seeing an old man fall in the water, knowing he couldn't swim?

Oh no, Helsinki! He Finnish!

End Jokes More End Jokes

How does ISIL prefer their eggs?

Sunni side up at first. But they always end up scrambled.

How did the footbal pitch end up as triangle?

Somebody took a corner!

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What does a tornado and a red-neck divorce have in common?

Either way someone's going to lose a trailer.

What does a blonde and a tornado have in common?

They both start blowing but in the end they take everything from you.