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What does a tornado and a woman have in common?

It starts with a little blowing but at the end your house is gone

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Start Jokes More Start Jokes

Why does my shampoo smell like gasoline?

And when did my wife start smoking

Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

House Jokes More House Jokes

How do you know a North Korean robbed your house?

All your printer paper is gone and when you look at the printer history it's all Kim Jong-Un.

How did the lesbian couple build their house?

Tongue and groove.

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman who stands between two goal posts?

Annette.

What do you call a dinosaur who knows how to please its woman?

A Lickalottapus

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with r and ends with d?

Removed

What's high in the middle and round on both ends?

Ohio.

Tornado Jokes More Tornado Jokes

What is the similarity between tornadoes and divorces in Kentucky?

Either way, someone is losing a trailer.

Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash?

He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado