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What's the #1 song in Ukraine?

Crimea River

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What do you call 1 white guy surrounded by a court of black people?

The NBA.

How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

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What did Putin say when the world got mad at him for invading the Ukraine?

Cri-me-a river!

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.

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What is a Russian man's favourite Justin Timberlake song?

Crimea River

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River