Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How does J.G. Wentworth tell you that he's hungry?

It's my tummy, and I feed it NOW!

What do you tell someone who is bad at sign language?

You have bad hand writing

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What cows give each other when they meet?

A milkshake.

Where are a squirrel and a chipmunk most likely to meet?

A nut house.

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Why didn't Ukraine go to war with Russia yet?

They were Putin up with him.

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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How many Black Lives Matters protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Don't be silly, Black Lives Matters protesters can't change anything.

What happens if the protesters in Egypt win?

They advance to the finals against Tunisia.

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What did Russia say to Ukraine?

Crimea River

What did Putin say to Ukraine after invading?

Crimea River.