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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How can you tell if a witch is on a diet?

Her food is potion-controlled.

Why shouldn't you tell secrets when a clock is around?

Because time will tell.

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What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River

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How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

What is Justin Timberlake's favorite river in Russia?

Crimea River

Where in Eastern Europe does Justin Timberlake like to kayaking?

Crimea River