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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How many times do I have to tell you this Mom?

I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.

What does the hippie say when you tell him to get off your couch?

Namaste (better to say it aloud)

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Why was the zombie in such a rush to get to his book signing?

He had deadlines to meet

Why is the founder of Comcast going to purgatory?

He met St. Peter at the pearly gates and St. Peter said was, "Please hold. Your soul is very important to us."

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What do you call a hoarse Putin?

Rasputin

What do you call it when the Russian president sits on a box of crackers?

Putin on the Ritz

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What is Justin Timberlake's favourite Ukrainian river?

The Crimea River.

Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River