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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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What can you tell me about the Dead Sea?

Pupil: Dead I didn't even know he was sick!

However, a man goes home and tells his wife about it. How is this possible?

He wasn't single.

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What do scientists say when they meet each other?

Hydrogen Iodide

What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

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What happens if you pee on Putin's head?

Urine big trouble...

How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

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How many protesters does it take to change a light bulb?

Trick question. Protesters never change anything.

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

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Where do the Russian separatists go to complain about their lives?

Crimea River

What is Putin's favorite new ballot?

Crimea River