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Where did Putin tell the protesters where to meet?

Crimea River

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How does procrastination start?

I'll tell you tomorrow.

What did the black mother name her 5 daughters?

Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, and Tyrone. How did she tell them apart She called them by their last names!

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

How to make your wife take care while driving?

Tell her that if she meets with a serious accident, the newspaper will have to print her age.

Putin Jokes More Putin Jokes

Why does it smell so bad in Russia?

Everybody loves Putin!

What are you going to have for Thanksgiving dinner?

Putin: "Turkey"

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Why did the protester cross the road?

To get to the Occupy! EDIT: To get to the other side/Occupy?

How many protesters does it take to change a lightbulb?

TRICK QUESTION. THEY CAN'T CHANGE ANYTHING**

Crimea River Jokes More Crimea River Jokes

Where do sad Ukrainians go?

Crimea River.

What did Putin say to the U.S. and E.U. after invading Ukraine?

Crimea river